vrijdag, juli 11, 2008
I'm back from neverneverland! Right, plenty of stuff has happened since then.. And whoever said that place was boring? Living without an internet connection has been pretty liberating. It teaches you to improvise..Well, to start things off, the love life is grrrreat. Beyond great, actually. I have so many tom dick and harrys. What's not to love? See, my portrayal as a high grade slut has achieved far and widespread effects. I love it when everyone who reads my blog thinks i'm a total whore and go around spreading that notion, especially if it's to be beloved boyfriend.
You suckers! My boyfriend knows better than that! Where else do you think he got me from? Moscow's red light district! Bunch of motherfuckers.
Ok, that wasn't very nice. I shall try to be nice to people from now on. Especially if such people love bitching about things that aren't true. You know, the truth is always boring. Why do you think celebrity magazines are so popular? They concoct alot of sordid stories and when the hoi polloi of us read them, we DIG IT. People love the warped version of any story. It makes more of an interesting read.
This rule of thumb applies to above mentioned mathafuckers.
Allright, enough. I'm at the airport now, waiting for The Queen to arrive. I have no internet at home, my laptop is totally cocked up, and my new phone that's supposed to carry out a million functions can only carry out one: fight its way to the floor.
I wanna credit my sanity to these few people: my boyfriend, my cousins, the rekindled BFF Vanessa Seow Yu Hui, and of course, my new tech gadget.
Goodbye.
i think its 1:33 p.m. now
Kim